Hmmmm. I get this message sent to me... "Slight accident. Sliced to the bone, but reckon I can glue it back together and avoid stitches :-) "
Smiley face indeed! I freaked and rang him. Silly man, reached into a container for some lollies forgetting he had put his newly sharpened knife in there so that it didn't slice anything.
Well that worked a treat didn't it!!
He was playing it cool and said they bandaged it straight away and he was fine. Fine my arse! I demanded to speak to one of his mates to get the proper story and what hope do I have. Mallee says "Don't worry Carol, he's okay, we'll take him to the hospital if he needs it ... or bury the body, either way we'll look after him!"
Gaaaaah!

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Ouch. Glad they didn't have to bury the body!!!!
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